Concerns over sanitary standards in Kraków’s oriental bars

Mar 20, 2009 5 Comments by

Sanepid, the institution protecting sanitary conditions, informed yesterday about results of an inspection that was carried in 40 Kraków’s oriental fast-food bars. Half of the establishments have failed to fulfill basic standards: inspectors encountered general mess and filth, serious malpractices in food storage, and bad waste management. One of the bars was found to constitute [...]

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The Bank of Polandian

Mar 16, 2009 19 Comments by

I’m opening a bank. I don’t really want to, but the peer pressure is becoming unbearable. Bankers are taking over my street. I don’t know what they want, or how far their willing to go, but I’m scared. More than once I’ve said to myself, “There are an awful lot of banks on this street,” [...]

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The Hottest Polish Politician Contest – the Men

Mar 10, 2009 40 Comments by

We’re back with the all-male finals of our Hottest Polish Politician contest. We are looking for one guy and one gal to become the Hottest Polish Polish Politician of the year.  We will send the lucky winner a bilingual diploma they can hang in their office and show off to their friends. Last week the [...]

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Krakow’s balloon goes up

Feb 26, 2009 30 Comments by

For what seems like forever now Krakow’s river front has been enlivened by the extraordinary sight of a giant white balloon that never goes anywhere. Suddenly appearing early last summer this vast blimp caused an awful lot of people to stop in their tracks and exclaim “Good heavens, there’s a giant white inflatable thing. I [...]

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Topless women soften Polish court

Feb 05, 2009 28 Comments by

In a move widely expected to hasten the end of civilization two women have been acquitted of indecent exposure after they were found sunbathing topless on a Polish beach in May 2008. On Wednesday a Szczecin court overturned the 130 zloty fines that it had firmly, but playfully, slapped on the two naughty lasses in [...]

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Warsaw, Indiana and other non-Polish oddities

Jan 26, 2009 51 Comments by

Polish place names crop up all over North America and other parts of the globe settled by Poles. Nothing particularly amazing about that, but when you’re lying in bed with the dreaded January virus it’s possible to become a little obsessed with looking them all up. From there it’s a small step to collecting photos [...]

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Holocaust denier forgiven by Pope?

Jan 25, 2009 112 Comments

Just a quickie while we’re on the subject of priests! We discussed earlier whether abortion should be legalised in Poland and there were, predictably, many and varied views on the subject. The Vatican’s view on such matters is predictable and so it comes as no surprise that they are strongly criticising one of Obama’s first [...]

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Brass monkeys flee Poland

Jan 07, 2009 32 Comments

Recently some moronic foreigners have been heard moaning about the feebleness of Polish winters these days. I won’t mention any names to save embarrassment. Fortunately the ill-informed rantings of these laughable fools have been silenced by what the locals like to call a ‘winter attack.’ Today I went outside and several important parts of my [...]

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Mocha in Warsaw

Dec 29, 2008 7 Comments

Over the Christmas holiday we Polandians extended our usual warm welcome to yet another reader who was in town (well, towns actually) and looking for a little company. I’m not sure how much I can say without breaking security codes but he goes by the name of mochafueled and has an avatar that looks very [...]

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Free Rice!

Dec 23, 2008 11 Comments

Feeling overwhelmed with guilt at Christmas shopping excesses? Looking for a way to avoid endless hours listening to elderly relatives prattle on over the holidays? Feeling down because another year has passed and you’re no better than you were before? The answer is Free Rice! Learn something, do some good, and have a rock-solid excuse [...]

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